The Great (soap opera) Romance
Miles B Mulloy
MBM Productions
2009
She said,
My nose is too big and my breasts…. Too… far apart
I have a bad back …and one.. leg is.. shorter.. than the other
He said,
You forgot buck teeth
She said,
There once was a lady named she
who didn’t really care for the sea
but the mountain she loves and always dreamed of
a house a home in a tree
But despite all her plans
she met a young man
who made music and made her love him
now this pissed her off as a young man named O`Goff
So she turned her love lights to dim
and though she was determined
to do well as a hermit
he decided he just wouldn’t give her
the choice for the choosing
a love for the losing
and they`d live happily there in after
Now the courtship was lusty
though they wasn’t too trusty
and the kisses flowed like a river
an kooshla macree
will always be dear to me
Now the moral is clear
though the rhyme brings a tear
and we all know the end to this story
be happy be sad be glad or be mad
but live in a tree with the dear
He said,
Do you remember our first kiss
Breathless …and…….. passionate
The master miss ..of.. a boy in bliss
Gratifying………… never lying
What she loves… is my tireless trying
What…I pilot —— yet never flying
We loves the lust…. but lament the trust
Her hero… my dream girl, but love, is a bust
From the Blackhills of Dakota to Oklahoma red dust
We try…. and we try….. but never to cry
The love of my life…. till the day I die
Our life..passes, in the, sound of a sigh
Your voice calls my name an interested glance
I did take the chance for the great romance
Now she’s turning 60 and I still want in her pants…..!
Yankeflyer on the road and in the air 